PP*
PP. You see them in the car pool lane driving the speed limit (do they have to do that too?) with only one in the car.
PP. I saw one trying to fit a chair in it which would have gone very handily into an Excursion.
PP. It will take 4 years to make up the $ they extra money they spend making a statement.
PP. I think this is what the robots drove in I, Robot.
PP. Parked in their garage at home is a gas sucking, CO2 spuing SUV that is really the main vehicle for fun, shopping, travel and taking the kids to soccer.
PP. Do they all eat sprouts and tofu and only buy tires from free trade rubber countries?
PP. Mileage? “Oh, I get 88 miles to the gallon. I coast down all hills and freeway off ramps. I start costing 2 blocks before the intersection just in case when I get there the light is red. I took my radio antenna off to reduce drag and I am on a diet so the P will have to work as hard. Oh, yes - I refuse to take my significant other, kids, dog or in-laws anywhere - they effect my mileage.”
PP. Will drive a 6 mpg Class A motorhome with the TOAD being a P and take credit for helping the environment.
P. What do the experts really think?
*Prius People (Actually some of my friends are PP and I don’t consider them more annoying than my other friend. :^)
A PPPP Production (peaceful pursuit of Prius people)
