I have always envisioned traveling south as far as I can get - the tip of South America. What a journey that would be! Recently however, I am having second thoughts.
It seems the world’s largest snake has turned
up in the Colombian jungle. This guy or girl (actually, it must be a thing like a swamp monster) is more than twice as long as our Sprinter and weighs about 1/3 the weight.
What would I do, camping, having cocktails (but of course, mon ami!) when suddenly, “Honey, have you seen Presley (the dog)? And from the bush comes the hideous sound of a snake burping (do they?).
It seems this snake was or is 42 feet long and weighs 2,500 pounds! Listen, you don’t weigh that much from just eating frogs!
Tags: colombia, Presley, titanoboas
