and get some tomatoes. or bread or diapers, YOU CANNOT JUST DOUBLE PARK IN FRONT OF SAFEWAY! If you did, would you not notice people having trouble turning, getting around you, traffic stacking up? Or is your head so far up the exhaust pipe you didn’t hear me yelling at you?

Are you an idiot? I guess we have established that.

If I killed 6 dogs or 6 cats or even 6 parrots in a day I’d most likely be in trouble. This kid however, lives in Spain where it is ok to do this.

“Ever since I was very small I have had this in my genes,” he told The Associated Press. “I have practically grown up with bulls.”

So, this hero, kills six bulls that have been bleeding some minutes all ready thanks to the brave Picadors, who from a horse, stab the bulls numerous times in the shoulders. Oh yeah, this is also called a “sport.”

This type of drama, which pits a young matador against six ferocious bulls, happens every now and then when a bullfighter feels brave enough to risk his life to show his courage.

Of course, he has a sword to stab the bull with when the “ferocious”  animal is finally too tired and too weak from loss of blood to continue. And five of the animals he killed took 3 tries. I wonder if they have instant replay?

This was a preseason (apparently there is a bull killing season in Spain) charity event to benefit children with autism. Now that is really sad.

The leader of Hamas said Monday that his Palestinian militant group would offer Israel a 10-year “hudna,” or truce, as implicit proof of recognition of Israel if it withdrew from all lands it seized in the 1967 Middle East War.

At the same time the leader of Hamas offered Israel 100 million square miles of land with no conditions on the dark side of the moon and tickets for everyone in Israel to see The Land of Oz.

Now that former President Carter has recognized Hamas, and after reading his tea leaves at night,  he will tell you anything is possible.

Carter said that Hamas is prepared to accept the right of Israel to “live as a neighbor next door in peace.”

On his next unauthorized, unwanted, unneeded and uneventful trip, he will be talking to little green men about sharing their time travel technology.